Experiment. As varied sexual life

How do I love "Furniture"! Such a powerful source of inspiration and comfort, "and that" there is no need Anshlaga! ! ! Recently, I was very popular means to revitalize sexuality in the home, where box of condoms already covered dust, a rod with a collar zakinuty on the mezzanine, away from children. Methods are described in the article, as stated by the man chosen as the most exciting ...

I read to the end, falling cyrillic of the chair and coffee poperhnuvshis couple of times, decided, like Albert Hofmann, put yourself in the experience, or rather, to her husband, leaving him in the dark, of course, for the sake of cleanliness experiment. So ...
I chose the most original ways, because kruzhevnym linen and aromatic candles in our cynical time, the mood is not even raised.

Morning ...
1. His tiger, a member of pampering.
2. Attach to the perineum first hot and then very cold towel. Feelings of such manipulation is erotichny.
3.At 6.30 (not wake up children), I do not razleplyaya eyes, limbs husband ... After a while, a member Before, the husband continues dryhnut quite pohryukivaya. I strongly hide from napravlyayus cozy blankets and towels in the bathroom for. Manipulate sleeping 80-kilogram body is not easy, but the desire to bring the husband looks fun attached forces. From hot compresses husband podskakivaet is proceeding, stuck in the throat with the words "love" for my mother, his respect to such procedures on my techniques and my mental ability. Cool compresses categorically refused, despite promises erotic feerie. Alright, the first pancake cheese.

4. Ask her to wear a strong suit your pants, you were the day before. Day to call him at work and tell them how you want to download it from these stocks and to perform oral sex.

5.Admittedly frankly, the choice was easy. Perhaps because of her husband's very different from my own, even if it is not fed breakfast. But I found suitable. That was my favorite! French cream pinks strings. Husband disbelief asked how he had not left clean laundry. Laugh and ran to work in their own boxing. When I called at work and told my sincere desire to work with him immediately to sex, he patiently replied that so far has sex with his superiors, in a perverted manner, and that it will be because of me ....

6. Ask him on the telephone to describe you all hues love fantasy, which he still hesitated to tell you.

Did that today it is the most powerful sexual fantasy linked again with his superiors and raised, where superiors wanted insert this report. For details deleted, because we can read, children, his mother and even his superiors.

8. Buy several pornographic magazines for joint viewing and reading.

Indeed, it was not easy, because, it turns out, in our country pornography is strictly prohibited. Using the connection, I found a couple of copies of the evening waiting favorite, comfortable resting on the sofa and leafing magazine. Indeed, the husband alive and fad considered images read because there was absolutely nothing. And I fall asleep on his shoulder somewhere in the 86 th page ...

9. Privykayte for healthy sperm. The method is simple : bringing a partner to findings by hand, collect it in a glass for champagne. Liznite content Understand, as you belong to that. But do not hurry with conclusions, many women with time it begins to taste.

Surprised, the say the least. Asked why I was not happy with the traditional method, which in addition to good sense enables him to enjoy more and quietness.

11. Ask that it is preparing for a bath and you vymyl you head to toes. Particular attention will let intimate places.
12. Nameknite that want to shave pubic hair and can not do so without his help.

He has told that if I was closer to him, I would have noticed how many cuts he leaves every time clock, and would run the risk of so-tender their ground and took a professional services and gave it to enjoy the result.

13. Invite him to be in the bathroom.
14. Apply member and testicles and sbreyte all ground vegetation.

Seeing me in the bathroom with a blade in his hand, the husband asked the frightened look good and leave him one ... with children. When I explained how going to use this tool, he wailing asked what he made such poor, and a sharp, sudden graceful leap left the bathroom. Promised to wash dishes, Mom called and asked to pick up the children whisper in a couple of days.

15. Lyagte in bed, wearing elastic belt, stockings and high-heeled shoes. Or above the knee boots and long leather gloves.

It was surprising ... Sprosil animals, I have a good feel included heater in the bedroom and shut me herbal tea. Fernando vowed to return home. He has told, that hint understood, and promised to buy me new boots.

19. Enter a way that he realized : you like sex! He must feel that stirs you, and that you want to bring him. Every day, do something edakoe : even szhimayte member through trousers in the most unlikely situations, such as at a restaurant or when he would wash dishes.

I walked home in crappy erotic penyuare, waking his feet under the table for a meal with their parents wrote a frank erotic work podkladyvala "diplomat" in their stocks, lost two dishes from grandmothers service, which also took him unexpectedly for washing dishes, and broke lever switching speed of the car as she tried hard to acquire them at a dark parking lot.

In the end, the husband claiming to have mercy on them, said the very fond of me, and everything will be understood correctly and patiently wait until I get from sexual addiction. I have all admitted he breathed a sigh oblegchenno, vowed to burn all the women's magazines that will be. We returned the children and heal more calm sex with pillows, beer and ice cream to the TV on the floor.

Yes ... As a result of the experience no man injured. Almost.