The woman, the engine of progress

"I sometimes think that when I speak with you, you like it ... not in the network. Apparently you send a message, but not until you arrive ... "(Husband)

Men see themselves as smart women, a priori. Allegedly, it was not even discussed, since historically. From women only beauty, charm, elegance lines and a small portion of ownership. Again, a small!

A woman in Pinner and mops Jinpho not sexual, but only if Pinner it more nothing, and MOP it was being misused. It is not too brings women in clubs smoke and flames languages, zharyaschaya croquettes and razdelyvayuschaya seledku. Institute, of course, but only appetite. This is not like Chanel No. 5 ... Window can be sensed, but the temptation is too big ... Incoming from work, tired of outstanding intellectuals man does not want to see any basin with soapy foam or bulkayuschie pot with soup, but only wants to behold calm beautiful women, has not tired, of course, after work, full of energy and sexual desire, ready-to - experiments armed with the latest knowledge from the off, time management and children.

Just do not like them on the process of making women temptress. These all manicure, pedicure, waving Eyelash, epilation and injure humans cut their already fragile psyche and reminiscent of the medieval Inquisition practices ... So, when should a woman do that? Apparently, when the man sleeps. So after lunch, perhaps ...

Thank God, with widespread use of washing machines washing stopped a wife and bathroom for a week, but cowards and stockings, explain at all suitable surface, still irritate many. Dishwashers also solved the problem of labour ... men. For, I am sure appliances invented men not to facilitate housework women, and that they, men finally behind!

This applies to vacuum cleaners, washing floors, and kitchen testing, and electrical otkryvalkam canned, and the juicer ... If you can still have a carrier ... returning home from kindergarten ... And samovygulivayuschuyusya dogs ... And not stirayuschiesya pads for mixing ... And samozabivayuschiesya nails ... But over time they, in fact, and are working hard, not knees gyrus.

It has come superlegkie drills, which handles any woman, as hinted to us straight advertising, and the glue that stamps everything from broken saladbowl to match. And to collect furniture from IKEA, I am sure, does not require training in the Soviet Army and Naval Fleet IQ and the need for more than 80. That is, again, all for pretty fragile women. And, it is coping, coping woman! This is just like magic to low-income wage slave tired Cinderella is the good characters relative, certainly, by the way, pursued by Greenpeace, and to let the girl to score, the work load innocent animal. And in life come only wrinkles, white hair, some weight ... husband and tired from work.

In general, men are engaged in scientific search on Google drawings ideal woman, it is time to research the practical embodiment of his dreams, occasionally breaking his deserved rest close to home : you will not see, dear, I just hang in the kitchen cabinet?